Portfolio diversification was always the hallmark of the prudent investor. Until now!
With the astronomical profit potential that has arisen from the depletion of our natural resources, key decisionmakers worldwide are resolving to devote their entire portfolios to coal ownership. Don’t be left behind! To help you take immediate advantage of this unprecedented opportunity, we at Guinness and Cream Cakes are making a very special offer:
Guinness and Cream Cakes will trade your gold for coal, ounce for ounce – no questions asked.
That’s right, for every ounce of gold you send us, we at Guinness and Cream Cakes will send you an ounce of coal. But hurry: this offer is only valid while stocks last.
The price of coal remains at its highest level ever. And many market watchers expect the price to skyrocket this year.
“If there's such a thing as a hot mineral, then coal is it.” Inc Magazine
How to Exchange Your Gold for Coal in Three Easy Steps
Though the task for the newcomer may seem daunting and a bit confusing, a portfolio transformation from gold into coal is really a very simple process. Having a good sense of what you want coal to accomplish for you is the first hurdle. From there it breaks down to Three Easy Steps:
1. Call the Guinness and Cream Cakes Trading Desk (1-900-GET-COAL) for your FREE portfolio consultation.
2. Send in your gold and other precious metals for exchange.
3. Sit back and relax while we fulfill your order.
It's that easy!
In over 30 days of assisting coal clientele, we have never failed to replace precious metals with coal as promised. It only takes a few minutes over the phone to zero-in on what would likely work best for you. Some contact us already knowing what they want to include in their portfolio. If you are in that position, we will simply skip the preliminaries and go directly to arranging a pick-up for your gold.
And remember, Guinness and Cream Cakes will exchange your gold for coal, ounce for ounce – no questions asked.What could be simpler? Call 1-900-GET-COAL now. We welcome your inquiry.
What People Smarter Than You Are Saying About Coal
“If there's such a thing as a hot mineral, then coal is it.” Inc Magazine
“. . . rapid technological improvements in coal mining have resulted in productivity gains in this industry that have exceeded those for the economy as a whole by a wide margin . . .” Alan Greenspan
“Sooner or later, the (investor) has his investment money free to reinvest. Then, he can look around. If he is rational, and strictly preferring the highest rate of profit, he will now invest in coal . . .” Adam Smith
And remember, Guinness and Cream Cakes will exchange your gold for coal, ounce for ounce – no questions asked. It’s our commitment.
Guinness and Cream Cakes investment services: “Turning futures into coal, one investor at a time.”
So get the security of coal, TODAY!
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